breathetheocean99

sherlocks-drunk:

One time this guy went through a girl’s bag looking for food and found a tampon. He literally screamed and threw it in the middle of class. I asked him what the big deal is and he said that it was gross because it was going to go into a vagina. I just laughed and replied that at least he’d never be afraid of his dick. Later, when he wasn’t looking, I slipped a tampon into his bag